Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
we should paint friendship bongs
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