He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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