we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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