I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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