oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I want to fling myself into the sun
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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