You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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