Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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