it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
