Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
