I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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