I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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