got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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