and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I love having hate sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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