Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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