Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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