You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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