worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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