you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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