wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The uberlube is also flammable
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
