If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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