you win again, gameday.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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