So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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