physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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