Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Everything about him screamed your future.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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