Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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