I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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