that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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