I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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