fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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