Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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