At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Randomize
