girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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