Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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