Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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