who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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