dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I need help removing her.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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