we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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