I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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