We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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