I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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