4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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