rhymes with "ouble enetration"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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