Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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