we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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