I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
