"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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