On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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