I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Alive.
So much puke
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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