is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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