That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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