At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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