Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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