another moral hangover. fuck.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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