I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
