You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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