All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i have herpe
just one?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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